Friday, June 22, 2012

A Bunch of Floppy Wangs

One night at the bar I was out with a girlfriend and spotted a group of sexy friends. I'm  not very good at sharing, so I planned to have them all to myself. I basically gave her the ugliest one with the smallest (rumored) dick, and decided I would go home at night with the other 5. I looked at one, grabbed his dick, and said "Look, i'm gonna make this really easy...I am down for the gangbang...the more the merrier." Of course he didn't have much hesitation and started rounding his buddies up. Now we were all very very drunk, so we stumble throughout the bar, got in the car and tried to think of a place to go. One of my boys, Joe suggested his house. He lives with his dad who was sleeping in the next room over. Joe opened his window and in crawled one guy. By this time i had already started getting down to business. The window remained open and one at a time these guys crawled in until all 5 were present. Every guy was pretty intoxicated and that was extremely apparent since I literally sucked dick non stop for 45 minutes and none of them could stay fully hard except the chubby guy who ended up there by default because he was in the right place at the right time. Why the fuck is it always the chubby guy that has no problem maintaining a boner in the middle of a sausage fest? Thats fine tubb-o...just bend me over so I don't have to look at you and i can finish sucking these hot guys off.

You can really tell who hasn't been involved in a gang bang before by their mannerisms. They expect you to do all the work which is bullshit. If you've ever watched a porno, the guys that aren't in the middle of a turn are usually in the corner jacking off trying to get ready for their turn. Not these drunk fuckers. They just stood around and laughed. This of course made me laugh. Here I am in a room full of floppy wangs swingin in the wind when all i wanted was to get gang banged in proper classy fashion. I was intent on getting at least some double penetration. Meanwhile Joe's dad is banging on the wall screaming about the commotion.  "Hey dad, sorry about all the noises, the fat dudes balls slapping against my sweaty ass, the sloppy wet sucking sound, and all the laughing...we're just trying to run a train in's ok, normal Saturday, go back to bed." I halfway expected him to walk in and join us. After all this time and my mouth getting tired, i drunkenly laid on the bed and did what any drunk slut would do at 4am...I told them all they could just do whatever they needed to to get off and cum on my face and hurry the fuck up because I wanted to go home and go to bed. So after all this time, we finally ended up with a half-limp dick bukkake and tubb-o trying to be my best friend because it's probably the first time he's been laid in 5 basically my typical charity weekend.

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